"imagine RHCP, S.O.A.D., PIRMUS and TOOL having a baby together... i swear it would be called for sure: HOG MEETS FROG
While bigoted monkeys wallow in their overconfidence, stupid peeping-bears spy on humanity with glee, and bearish stock market bulls put money above friendship, an insecure little pig is persuaded by advertising to be happier as a unicorn, only to become - in the course of an unsuccessful cosmetic operation - an unsightly unpigcorn.
In addition, HOG MEETS FROG's progressive metal funk, which is difficult to classify, prances back and forth in front of the listeners in a lascivious and slapsound-cheerful manner, until it unexpectedly and uncompromisingly jumps aggressively into their faces, sucks itself in there and slaps and trashes and slaps and funks and slaps and grooves, in order to then shortly after crawl through the ears into the skull and there hit the top of the skull from the inside with a new metal hammer until the crown chakra opens.
This expansion of consciousness then makes you realize what HOG MEETSFROG is all about.